Gems from Digital Spy (14)
Urban Myths about the housemates
I’ve heard that if you go on a date with Marcus you end up waking up in a bath full of icecubes with a scar where your liver used to be.
David is related to the Chewits dinosaur.
1) Lisa likes to peel kittens and roll them in salt.
2) Sophie is a prospective parliamentary candidate for the BNP, co-incidentally in High Wycombe.
3) Freddy co-wrote ‘Umbrella’ for Rhianna.
4) Marcus keeps newts.
5) If you record Siavash’s diary room interviews and play them backwards, you can clearly hear messages imploring children to embrace Satan.
6) Charlie once appeared as a substitute Teletubby when the usual Dipsy had glandular fever.
7) Bea cannot be seen from the West.
8) Kenneth’s voice has no echo.
I’ve heard that if you look in the mirror and say “Karly gives me the boke” 3 times that Lisa appears from behind you and shaves your hair off!
I heard that wherever you are in the world, you’re never more than 100m away from something that Rodrigo disapproves of.
Silence from the Lamb
The BBLB presenter has the same aptitude for interviewing guests as a cocaine fiend has for becoming a stoic. More silence is needed from this oaf, who, at the very least, should be giving his guests the opportunity to answer his question before interrupting them with one of his trademark witless observations.
He is excrutiatingly ill-mannered, yet the BBLB producers seem unwilling to discuss his plentiful manifest shortcomings with the overblown oaf?? His presence reduces the BBLB experience to a wheelchair ride on the wild side.
Sack the dipstick.
23 Jul 2009Comments
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