Big Brother Chat (6)
- donawatches: Fredricco is a nut
- dr_cassie: he shud be a doctor...his bedside manner is brilliant.....how to tell someone of someone;s death
- dr_cassie: u know that bloke....yea....he's kicked the bucket....move on init
- dr_cassie: these old hms have clearly been given a missive to stir things up
- dr_cassie: this isnt spontaneous small talk
- bunniiexo: hahahah katie and peter back together
- dr_cassie: oh no Molly Sugden died
- xrayspex: MJ died??
- ambabe90210 is welling up
- dr_cassie: i know.,...but thats what i would have told them
- dr_cassie: spit it out u betch
- dr_cassie: mucus needs a hug.....
- dr_cassie: hes devastated
- props101: marcus doesnt know who he is
- dr_cassie: he might brush his teeth in all the shock
- dr_cassie: what abt Molly Sugden...when does she get a memorial at the NEC
- dr_cassie: dammit
- kellaparker: I cannot get chat and thefeed to work at the same time
- kellaparker: it is that poxy meebo and the other *** they have added
- hustler28: what abt farha fawcett.. no one told HM s abt her death
- dr_cassie: they are philistines,.hus
- dr_cassie: they wouldnt even know who she is
- dragonbladess: have u tryed a differnt browder jules?
- herdleader: lol cass
- dragonbladess: browsert
- jules_lass: pmpl
- kevin_prince_kapo: browder is like chouder?
- kellaparker: pmpl?
- hustler28: lol
- dr_cassie: pmpl = *** my panties loudly
- dr_cassie: yea...cos i always associate celebrity with immortaloity
- dragonbladess: omg
- dragonbladess:
- bunniiexo: my ears are bleeding
- ambabe90210: Owwwwww my ears
- dr_cassie: pie???
- kellaparker: lol I like she is wearing a surplice
- diamondgirl: oh giod
- kellaparker: hahahaha
- realitygrrl: I think I just died
- diamondgirl: stop
- props101: oh boy
- glassesforyourfeet: dog howling at the moon
- herdleader: my earssss
- hustler28: lol epic fail
- ambabe90210: lmao
- kellaparker: pmsl
- dr_cassie: p....ehhhhh.....zoooooo
- skc_mll: will Norin be leaving?
- dr_cassie: wtf
- kellaparker: that is olympic standard ignorance
- dr_cassie: someones cat's just died
- bunniiexo: she's no placido domingo
- kellaparker: fkin hell
- kevin_prince_kapo: ive never had that disease before bunni, is it nice?
- blurrypete: Placido Domingo? She's not even a Charlotte Church.....
- xrayspex: noooo naked jaaaakuziiiiiiii
- hustler28: lol pee a zoo.. are zoo's created when someone pees a lot?
- mar1848: my eyes are watering with tears of pain
- kellaparker: <hides glasses and crystal>
- xrayspex: beautifu;
- glassesforyourfeet: oh my god
- ambabe90210 hits mute
- dr_cassie: i jizuuuuu
- mar1848: lololol - that is really bad
- kellaparker: omg - she is worse than Jeremy Hardy
- itsreallyme: is it based on hitting right notes or getting the words right
- dr_cassie: all local wildlife has froze in time
- kellaparker: terrible
- xrayspex: How *** they never show the Vagasil commercial no more- I always enjoyed that one
- dr_cassie: siavash is a gullible tool
- dr_cassie: here comes myra hindley
- dr_cassie: she was born in a battlefield.....so...clapham common
- dr_cassie: the morgue at the hospital is more entertaining than this bb
- kellaparker: craig is just perfect for sh1tstirring
- xrayspex: craig used to masturbate on the orange couch an it was very crusty at end of series
- dr_cassie: grab a mayo milkshake
- herdleader: eww cass
- dr_cassie: with lentils....gawjuss
- bunniiexo: the new burger king mayo milkshake! get yours today!
- herdleader: barf-o-rama cass
- dr_cassie: <<,guaranteed to meet someone like mucus i bet
- diamondgirl: cassie will you be on your knees tonight for sree??? lol
- dr_cassie: thats my line dg
- diamondgirl: lol cassie
- dr_cassie: get ur own jokes
- harry_w: Craig couldn't be any more aloof or dismissive
- dr_cassie: that's his day release over
- herdleader: lol cass
- herdleader: back to rubber room cass ?
- dr_cassie: solitary herd
- xrayspex: one of the former hms should say that Rod is a satan worshipper
- dr_cassie: thats very plausible tho xray
- bunniiexo: siavesh is jesus
- dr_cassie: challenge urself karly...use a consonant
- harry_w: lol cass, Karly will never make Countdown
- dr_cassie: she'd have a seizure when the conundrum was shown
- ambabe90210: I'm a woman and I don't want to see Marcus in the nuddy.... I don't think it's specific to men lol
- dragonbladess: no thks ray i rarther eat vomet
- lisette: at least she's being direct
- dr_cassie: he wants her to assimillate.....she wants to be a fun lovin free spirit......its a lose lose
- lisette: He's the kind of guy who doesn't want to take a hint no matter how many you throw at him
- dr_cassie: its the way drag walks.....
- dragonbladess: lol cassie its the pink dress at weekend
- kellaparker: yes - basically Rejection is not an Option
- lisette: She rejects him and he turns it into her having some problem with him
- dr_cassie: he wants a sympathy grope
Big Brother Chat (5)
- herdleader: ty cass...can u fix headache? lol
- dr_cassie: let me get a chisel and hammer
- herdleader: lol cass
- hcearwicker: bloody cheek
- hcearwicker: thank you doc...a respectful answer to a serious question
- dr_cassie: well....im known for my serious nature
- kevin_prince_kapo: karma is a wonderful thing u know
- kevin_prince_kapo: works in amazing ways
- dr_cassie: thats my medical opinion
- herdleader: kev..you bad...funny, but bad
- kevin_prince_kapo: what an amazing doc u will be 1 day cass....
- dr_cassie: ty tyrone
- dr_cassie: im like patch adams on crack
- kevin_prince_kapo: hackney chavs
- kevin_prince_kapo: chelsea chavs are the worst
- kevin_prince_kapo: they are like scouse chavs minus the shell suits
- hcearwicker: i'm a paragon of sobriety, mish
- uptheleeds: do u have to push the stool back in
- dr_cassie: no leeds....we freeze them...then sell them in the cafeteria as mars bars
- kevin_prince_kapo: bada be bada booooooom
- div_lives: thats my time you numpty
- kevin_prince_kapo: i leak in the toilet myself, but each to their own
- dr_cassie: cholostomy bag,?
- div_lives: good way to sneak wine into a concert , the old cholostomy bag trick
- dr_cassie: must keep the catheter cleaned
- dr_cassie: u dont want feedback
- div_lives: funny how people had favourite colour penguins when they all tasted the same
- div_lives: i liked wagon wheels until the started ruining them with jam and shitt
- dr_cassie: tell her her punishment is to write an essay on 18th century french nihilism and the de-construction of the monarchy
- dr_cassie: bet she'd nail it
- dr_cassie: he misses being ragged by the prefects....hes overdue a bumming in the dorm rooms
- dr_cassie: who needs a JCB digger when u can have mucus dig a massive hole
- zatso: LOL @ fun vacuum
- dr_cassie: that will be mucus ejaculating in the shower, noirin
- xrayspex: please gouge my eyeballs out
- mishyuk: you trap you like a pitbull with a wasp
- dr_cassie: its not called a butt in her case....its a saddle
- dr_cassie: its against his religion....anti-toothpaste
- gemgirl: how about one day without having to stare into the abyss that is your armpit pal
- dr_cassie: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's Colgate
- gemgirl: god wash your hands you hog
- gemgirl: ugh that snot rocket has put me off food for a few minutes
- dr_cassie: tara all
21 Jul 2009Comments
Gems from Digital Spy (14)
Urban Myths about the housemates
I’ve heard that if you go on a date with Marcus you end up waking up in a bath full of icecubes with a scar where your liver used to be.
1) Lisa likes to peel kittens and roll them in salt.
2) Sophie is a prospective parliamentary candidate for the BNP, co-incidentally in High Wycombe.
3) Freddy co-wrote ‘Umbrella’ for Rhianna.
4) Marcus keeps newts.
5) If you record Siavash’s diary room interviews and play them backwards, you can clearly hear messages imploring children to embrace Satan.
6) Charlie once appeared as a substitute Teletubby when the usual Dipsy had glandular fever.
7) Bea cannot be seen from the West.
8) Kenneth’s voice has no echo.
I heard that wherever you are in the world, you’re never more than 100m away from something that Rodrigo disapproves of.
Silence from the Lamb
The BBLB presenter has the same aptitude for interviewing guests as a cocaine fiend has for becoming a stoic. More silence is needed from this oaf, who, at the very least, should be giving his guests the opportunity to answer his question before interrupting them with one of his trademark witless observations.
He is excrutiatingly ill-mannered, yet the BBLB producers seem unwilling to discuss his plentiful manifest shortcomings with the overblown oaf?? His presence reduces the BBLB experience to a wheelchair ride on the wild side.
Sack the dipstick.