I once went up to a restauraunt window where a guy and girl were having dinner. I blew on the window and wrote “I miss you” and gestured to the girl, then gave the guy a dirty look, and walked off. Didn’t know them though.
A redhead tells her blonde sister she slept with a brazilian man.
The blonde says: “OMG! YOU SLUT! How many is a brazillian?”
I am a scroll lock in the keyboard of life.
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Jokes and witty comments:
ScarfaceTV
You know what annoys me more than you pretending to be cool?, McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering… it has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you highstreet hoe.
melissa10474
On a bus, two men with really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavesdrops.
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acomma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You dirty mouth pigs! In this country we don’t talk about our dirty sex lives in public!” the lady exclaims.
“Hey, whats sa-matter for you?” says the man “i’m a justa tellin’ my friends how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”
