JennaSayQuoi

14 Jul 2009

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At nearly 60, Cher has been lifted up and dumped more times than a suburban skip. She’s part of the old brigade, the facelift fascists who subjected their bodies to unthinkable surgical abuse in an attempt to stay young.

The next generation, our generation, say ‘enough already’. Certainly enough facelifts. It’s not that we are shying away from cosmetic surgery as such, it’s just that not since the medieval chastity belt has man devised anything quite so barbaric to keep women in their place.

It shows the incredible pressure on women to stay young that we even considered subjecting ourselves to having our skin peeled away from our flesh, lifted then stretched tighter than Tessa Jowell’s credibility.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-380758/Why-facelift-fell-fashion.html
Ever wondered what he goes through? I’ll reveal the male view on getting the heave-ho.
I have been dumped more times than a drunken surfer with a middle-ear infection at spring tide. And, like that inebriated fool, I routinely brush off the emotional equivalent of gravel rash and once again dive headlong into the turbulent waters of romance in search of the perfect wave.
http://trodd-thabang.livejournal.com/2610.html

What a twonk. People dying in the world of cancer and he’s sobbing over a chair. ‘kin muppet. toeragboring little titgit

8 Jul 2009

Random colloquialisms and idioms

The ego has landed.

You made me spit out my tea, you rotter.

You know what, there’s so many sob stories out there. So many Sally sobs and Harry hard-lucks.

Saskia also ruined herself by being a big heffalump.