JennaSayQuoi

8 Jul 2009

Russell Brand Twitters

http://twitter.com/rustyrockets

The “Nut bag 3” are free. They came blinking into the light like hostages. Now they have known incarceration they will devour liberty.2:13 PM Jul 6th from web

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I have my sex organs all trussed up in flesh coloured”goolie-bag” as I am doing a love scene. It’s put me off monkey business for life.10:57 AM Jul 6th from TwitterBerry

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Coming soon…An amazing animation project, a new column, podcasts that will blow your mind and a doc that will be the template for utopia.3:55 PM Jun 30th from web

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Let’s be tolerant today.Respond to trivial conflict with love.Let’s not bicker but imagine our foes as babies and offer up a greasey nipple.12:34 PM Jun 30th from TwitterBerry

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I’m off to see a shaman now. I shall come back enlightened. Go about your life with gusto, you glorious triumph of the sperm. x10:30 AM Jun 9th from web

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  1. With babies just a firm handshake. No mixed messages.4:14 PM Jun 15th from web
  2. Also let’s wink at the elderly. “Don’t break my heart - just because yours is faulty”. Everybody needs attention. x4:13 PM Jun 15th from web
  3. Today is the inaugural “Flirt with The Homeless Day”. Be cheeky, never crude; remember- you cannot go back to their place. Do it with love.4:12 PM Jun 15th from web

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Why not give attention and love to @thehahasisters? Particularly if you need advice on berks, she is an expert on eliminating them. x10:20 AM Jun 9th from web

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@ivyxlevan What’s up you little spastic?4:28 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to ivyxlevan

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@zannaland Take that and be merry.1:37 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to zannaland

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The sky is in our blood.The air around us touches stars so far away that embryonic dinosaurs bask in their light. All time is in our breath.1:27 PM Jun 2nd from web

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I’ve received cosmic messages from an alien force;we are to begin a global utopia where the currency is fellatio and pocket money is banned.1:21 PM Jun 2nd from web

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8 Jul 2009

Big Brother funny Marcus commentary

“Lisa and Rodrigo will be expected to perform a fan dance. If they expose their nipples, water feature or lady garden, they will fail the task.”

Tags: vulgar.

8 Jul 2009

Humorous, vulgar and nasty insults

Knob-cheese, smegma-breath, bell-end, muppet, turd burglar, knob jockey, butt monkey, fudge packer, pole smoker, ass pirate, ass bandit, scrote, scrottage cheese.

vapid little toe-rag.

scrottweiler

Scrott, or scrotty for short. This is an attractive woman dressed like she is trolling for dick. Usually seen heading to or from a party or drinking event.