JennaSayQuoi

13 Jul 2009

FuckMyLife.com

Possibly the funniest website in the history of the interwebz.

12 Jul 2009

communitychannel’s pornoslashcommenttime (4)

I once went up to a restauraunt window where a guy and girl were having dinner. I blew on the window and wrote “I miss you” and gestured to the girl, then gave the guy a dirty look, and walked off. Didn’t know them though.


A redhead tells her blonde sister she slept with a brazilian man.
The blonde says: “OMG! YOU SLUT! How many is a brazillian?”


I am a scroll lock in the keyboard of life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zda_S92V8

6 Jul 2009

Conversation Topics

  • time means nothing
  • things don’t exist until you acknowledge them
  • someone needs to pioneer smoking in space
  • the core of the Earth is more massive than anything on the surface of it
  • there is more water underneath the Earth’s crust than above it
  • Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Giant Squid, Bigfoot
  • if energy can be neither created nor destroyed, what happens to your energy when you die?
  • dolphins have sex for pleasure
  • there are more stars in the universe than particles of sand on the entire planet
  • the fabric of time and space
  • black - the absence of light
  • “Why is that 12 year old girl wearing booty shorts?”

6 Jul 2009

communitychannel’s pornoslashcommenttime (3)

Jokes and witty comments:

ScarfaceTV

You know what annoys me more than you pretending to be cool?, McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering… it has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you highstreet hoe.

melissa10474

On a bus, two men with really strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavesdrops.

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acomma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You dirty mouth pigs! In this country we don’t talk about our dirty sex lives in public!” the lady exclaims.

“Hey, whats sa-matter for you?” says the man “i’m a justa tellin’ my friends how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n35ijFyzkLs